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NO EVICTIONS! TAKE A VACATION And IT’S OKAY! (Don’t Let Your Landlord Destroy Your Life & Dreams…You Are Protected!)

Wednesday, July 1st, 2020

Enjoy Life! Take A Vacation This Month (and another next month) Don’t Make Paying Rent A “Priority”…Make Rent A “Non-Priority” (because you can’t be kicked out so it really is a non-priority!)

Starting today Canadians can visit Europe!!! Hot beaches, great food and hot men.

Things are so dreary in Canada, especially in winter. The roads are dangerous to drive on, you can’t go to any parks and the White Supremacy game of “Hockey” is a huge turn off due to the violence.

Even in the summer there is so little to do and the people are the men are so unattractive and broke. Our Truth North Poor and Pudgy.

Compare that to the hunks in Italy, Spain, and Greece!

There was a great post on the Ontario Tenants Forum about not having to pay rent on the first of the month because Tenants need money for other things.

This was really so life changing for me as paying rent was always my idiotic “PRIORITY!” for years.

“We don’t want you to worry about your job. We also don’t want you to worry about how you’re going to make rent this month,” Ford said. “That’s why I’ve directed that all eviction orders be suspended until further notice. We want to make sure you and your family can stay in your home during this difficult time. So you can put your health and the health of others first.”

I felt like a slave to paying my rent and couldn’t do anything else. There was an even better post on the Good Tenants Tops site.

You can delay paying rent for months! Don’t let some greedy landlord crush your dreams.

Paying Rent Is Not A Priority And There Is Nothing Your Landlord Can Do…EVICTIONS ARE ILLEGAL

Here’s how it works. (And Your Landlord doesn’t want you to know this.)

If you don’t pay your rent on the 1st nothing happens.  Your landlord can file an N4 on the 2nd, which gives you 14 days to pay.

But if you DON’T PAY NOTHING HAPPENS.

Most Landlords are Willing To Be Flexible, Because If You Move Out They Might Get A “Tenant From Hell” (instead of tenant who just wants to delay paying to enjoy life). It Also costs Time and Money To Market Their Places.

The landlord will usually want to “work with you” so you can work it out to pay the rent later.  So you can work it out if you want to, but you don’t have to until months down the road.

If the landlords are stupid they will file at the Landlord and Tenant Board to evict you “for non-payment of rent.”

Hearing Dates Take Months

Just to get a hearing date when the LTB reopens takes 12-24  months or more and you can pay your landlord the rent anytime before the Hearing Date…and know the LTB is stopped!

When you Hearing Date Is Coming You Don’t Have To Show Up If You are Sick or Busy In School Or Looking For a Job Or Whatever

This will add at least another 3-months you don’t have to pay.

Even After You Attend a Hearing The Landlord Can’t Evict You

They will have to wait at least another couple of weeks to order the “Sheriff“.

Then you can just pay the day before the Sheriff is going to come to cancel everything you landlord tried to do and you are a “good tenant”.

The rent is delayed until I’m back from surfing and there’s nothing you can do about it!

Life Is Short, Rent Should Be Cheap

Landlords are using the ‘system’ to gauge us so we need to use the system too, that’s only fair!

There Is a System To Protect Tenants So Learn It and Use It Be Happy, Be Spiritual and Fall In Love (landlords don’t want you to know this)

Make sure that all rent money issues are not your priority.

But Not Paying Rent is a no-brainer. The legal rent payment system is flexible to help us tenants in need, as many of us are struggling to put food on the table and it’s hard to find a cheap flight!

DESPITE LANDLORD THREATS YOU CANNOT GET ‘KICKED OUT’ AND THERE IS A LEGAL PROCESS!

Use the system against your landlord and enjoy your life because for sure your crying landlord is jet-skiing in St. Barts or some island in China or India.

Inspirational 1980’s “Boomer/Landlord” Song

Damn, those boomers had it so easy.  But I love their music as they didn’t pay rent and bought homes cheap and got high paying jobs and loved life. We can take this away from them and make it ours!

I hear your name whispered on the wind
It’s a sound that makes me cry
I hear a song blow again and again
Through my mind and I don’t know why
I wish I didn’t feel so strong about you
Like happiness and love revolve around you

Trying to catch your heart
Is like trying to catch a star
So many people love you baby
That must be what you are

Waiting for a star to fall
And carry your heart into my arms
That’s where you belong
In my arms baby, yeah

I’ve learned to feel what I cannot see
But with you I lose that vision
I don’t know how to dream your dream
So I’m all caught up in superstition
I want to reach out and pull you to me
Who says I should let a wild one go free

Trying to catch your heart
Is like trying to catch a star
But I can’t love you this much baby
And love you from this far

Waiting for a star to fall
And carry your heart into my arms
That’s where you belong
In my arms baby, yeah

Waiting (however long)
I don’t like waiting (I’ll wait for you)
It’s so hard waiting (don’t be too long)
Seems like waiting (makes me love you even more)

Waiting for a star to fall
And carry your heart into my arms
That’s where you belong
In my arms baby, yeah

Remember this is your landlords amazing life due to you paying rent to them:

This should be our happy lives. Landlords stole this from us…. they want to squeeze us, drain us of our money and life blood and abuse our children…TIME TO FIGHT BACK!

Life is short…Protect You and Your Family and Use the System to be a Smart Tenant! TAKE A VACATION!